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Post by kimmykins83 on Sept 27, 2006 11:48:23 GMT -5
Post them all right here  Basil Fawlty: Polly, what's that smell? Polly: Flowers, I just got them from the garden. Basil Fawlty: Well, what are you stinking the place up with those for? What's happened to the plastic ones? Polly: Being ironed. (Fawlty Towers) |
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Post by Jane on Sept 28, 2006 5:00:09 GMT -5
I love that show! It's a shame it had such a short run.
Dean Winchester: Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.
Sam Winchester: oh, come on.
Dean Winchester: It's killing me!
Sam Winchester: Let it go.
(Supernatural)
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Post by kimmykins83 on Sept 28, 2006 5:12:46 GMT -5
(I have every single episode on DVD)  "He who dares wins" - Del-Boy, Only Fools And Horses |
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Post by Jane on Sept 29, 2006 3:24:05 GMT -5
Faith: You have the right to remain silent.
Bosco: For God's sakes, use it!
(Third Watch)
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Post by kimmykins83 on Sept 29, 2006 9:41:32 GMT -5
"Dust....Anybody? No? DUST!"
(Majorie Dawes, Little Britain)
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Post by Jane on Sept 29, 2006 16:37:27 GMT -5
Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: I am not Mr. Pavarotti. Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speak-a like-a this. Do I speak-a like this? No. Why? Because I am an Englishman, you blistering idiot!
(Sliders)
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Post by kimmykins83 on Sept 30, 2006 13:34:17 GMT -5
"How do you spell that?"
(Tim Allen, Home Improvement)
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Post by Jane on Oct 2, 2006 0:37:38 GMT -5
Spiny Norman: Dinsdale?
(Flying Circus)
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Post by kimmykins83 on Oct 2, 2006 3:17:22 GMT -5
Lt. Cmdr. Data: He must have died in his sleep.
Lieutenant Worf: What a terrible way to die
(Star Trek The Next Generation)
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Post by Jane on Oct 4, 2006 0:03:36 GMT -5
Dar: Tao, roots are important.
Tao: Even if they're not deep? It's been a long time since I've seen my tribe.
Dar: Some of the greatest trees have shallow roots and they survive strong winds because they stand together, their roots intertwined.
(Beastmaster)
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Post by kimmykins83 on Oct 5, 2006 3:51:17 GMT -5
Al: "I don't think so Tim"
(Home Improvement)
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Post by Jane on Oct 5, 2006 9:26:27 GMT -5
Jake Crewe: Who are you?
Aftab: I make doughnuts.
(An American in Canada)
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Post by wildwanderer on Oct 5, 2006 9:33:50 GMT -5
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
(Adam Savage; Mythbusters)
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Post by kimmykins83 on Oct 6, 2006 12:21:59 GMT -5
Jack Bauer: I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life.
(24)
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Post by Jane on Oct 8, 2006 3:33:32 GMT -5
Long one, but it's too funny:
Hungarian: [reading from a English-Hungarian dictionary] I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: Sorry?
Hungarian: I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, this... uh... tobacconist.
Hungarian: Ah! I vill not buy this *tobacconist*, it is sratched.
Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, tobacco... um... cigarettes.
Hungarian: Ja! "Ci-ga-ret-ta"! Uh... My hovercraft if full of eels.
[pause]
Hungarian: My hovercraft
[motions "cigarettes"]
Hungarian: is full of eels.
[motions "matches"]
Tobacconist: Oh! Matches! Matches.
Hungarian: Ja! Ja, ja. Uh... do you *WA*nt... do you *WA*nt to come back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy!
Tobacconist: I don't think you're using that right.
Hungarian: You great poohft.
Tobacconist: Uh, that will be 66 please.
Hungarian: If I said you had beautiful body, vould you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.
Tobacconist: M-may I?
Hungarian: Ja! Ja!
[gives book to Tobacconist]
Tobacconist: Costs 6 and 6... costs 6 and... ah, here we are!
[Tobacconist says something in Hungarian, causing the Hungarian to punch him in the face. A police officer comes rushing into the store]
Police Officer: What's going on here then?
Hungarian: [to police officer] You have beautiful thighs.
Police Officer: What?
Tobacconist: He hit me!
Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William, I can not wait till lunch time.
Police Officer: [angry] RIGHT!
[Hungarian dragged away by police officer]
Hungarian: My nipples explode with delight!
(Flying Circus)
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Post by kimmykins83 on Oct 10, 2006 9:31:35 GMT -5
Tim: Convictions and beliefs. What do they have to do with religion?
(Home Improvement)
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Post by Jane on Oct 13, 2006 0:12:27 GMT -5
Captain Jim Brass: He stopped talking to us after I told him we blew up his house.
(CSI)
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Post by kimmykins83 on Oct 13, 2006 12:50:01 GMT -5
"How you doin'?"
(Joey, Friends)
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Post by Jane on Oct 17, 2006 2:11:43 GMT -5
Chris Griffin: See, my dad's smarter than yours.
Meg Griffin: We have the same dad, lardo.
Chris Griffin: Yeah, but mine's smarter.
(Family Guy)
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Post by kimmykins83 on Oct 18, 2006 5:00:35 GMT -5
"Hidey Ho Neighbour!"
(Wilson, Home Improvement)
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